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The popularity of beards has hit an all time high. Men and women have been raving about how great they are but do we know the negative effects of beards? Here are four reasons why beards suck.

 

1. Beards actually make you COLDER in the winter.

Beards make it easy for the condensation from your breath to freeze on your face and form icicles. A cold face puts your body in an ugly place.

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2. Beards make you look POORER than you actually are.

A clean shaven face shows off your natural handsome features. A beard says “I’m too poor to afford razors!”

hobo3. Beards actually make your life shorter.

Am I right guys?

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